January 2011
101 posts
Operation Sobriety - a success??
Tomorrow marks the end of our month of sobriety. I have to say that other than saving a few bucks on my dinner tabs, this 31 day alcohol hiatus did nothing for me. I’m sure my liver appreciates the break but really I never drank a ton in the first place. Tomorrow night at 8:00 I plan to get completely hammered have a glass of wine with my girls. There’s been talk of getting shirts...
Lululemon Anonymous
I’m going to need to check myself into rehab for online shopping at Lululemon. It hurts my bank account so bad, but the pants make my butt look great feel so good. What to do, what to do… ~A
“If drinking wine is wrong, then I don’t ever want to be right.”
Overnight Shipping Please
At 2 am I woke up for some Advil for various reasons we won’t discuss except to say I would prefer my uterus not feel like it’s being removed via toothpicks.
To make a long story short, my tv was still on blaring an informercial for “Erotic Products”. Vibrators, lubes and other products I couldn’t make sense of were being offered at “buy one get two...
When people decide, for whatever reason, that they...
topherchris:
They can hunt around for the link Facebook provides to do this, or they can go on a rampage of posting the most horrible, offensive, and explicit photos, videos, and status updates all in an effort to get banned from the site as quickly as possible.
Why don’t people choose the second option more often?
Awesome.
Venting.
I advise you to listen to Kids Radio on Pandora when you are having a bad day. I was blasting that shit today. Yes, rocking out to Three Little Fishies. My previous post of Prostitute Barbie started off my Target experience, then I saw atleast 4 morbidly obese families in a matter of 30 minutes. I mean, could barely fit through the checkout lanes, obese. The kids were enormous. Isn’t that...
I just remembered that I had a dream last night that J changed our tumblr name to wepunchpeople.tumblr. I actually think I was laughing out loud… The three of us combined have maybe punched 1.4 people. Maybe. ~A
“To borrow an analogy, cutting the deficit by cutting investments in areas like...”
– Barack Obama (via toddstatus)
I’m not going to get all political on ya, but I liked this quote. Mainly because Nevada just dropped into second to last place in the country for educational spending. Not that this blog post will ever change that, but it still blows and I needed to vent. ~A
sweetsonofabitch asked: It's the maple syrup that runs through our veins... makes us sweet.
God, that was terrible... look what you made me write!
God, that was terrible... look what you made me write!
Occupational hazard.
I am a Psychotherapist Massage Therapist. It never fails that all of the clients scheduled that day unbeknownst to me have the same problem area. Like today, I saw 3 clients and they all had a jacked up left shoulder/trap area. I’m not saying just a little extra work and it’s better jacked, but like spend the entire 60 minutes on that area jacked. And like always I walk away from...
"That's going in the notebook"
This is a line that is used each and every time J, A and myself are together. Yes, we document the funny things we say in a “notebook” that was created about 4 years ago while on a road trip to Vegas in a Sunseeker RV. From that weekend forward we have had countless one liners that will make us laugh over and over again. I’m sure J has come close to maxing out her iPhone...
Wanna Make-Out
I was told last week, after being sick for 15 days I have mono, which is comical seeing it is known as the “kissing disease”. I am 34 years old and haven’t been frenched in months, true story. Seeing I haven’t had a drink in 24 days, this is my body’s way of reaching out for attention. In 7 days I will gladly listen and I’m confident I will be miraculously...
Have you ever had someone in your life that you hate, and you think you have to be nice to them because of reasons beyond your control? Then something happens, and you no longer have to smile because that’s really the last thing you would ever want to give that person. You are no longer pulling energy from yourself to be someone you are not, you get to honor yourself and your feelings. Let me just...
Try, try and try again...
I came to work on January 3rd expecting the masses, as I work in a gym. I had a nice lady take my morning Kickbixing/Spinning class. She said she hadn’t worked out in 13 years and was back to
get into a habit of exercise. She did great! She worked harder
than most of the others,
however I hadn’t seen
her since. Until today, she said
she was so sore she
couldn’t walk for 6 or so
days and...
Seven days to go
I have successfully gone 23 days with NO alcohol and it really hasn’t been that much of a big deal….until this fine Monday morning. I arrived at work with a good attitude and ready to start the week. Then within TEN MINUTES of sitting at my desk I had heard more bitching and complaining than I have in the past month. I would kill for a “morning delight” shot right...