- Him: I talked to Jack today (the architect) about your request to have the garage converted into a penguin habitat. He was confused.
- Me: so you're telling me there's a chance I can have my penguin?
- Him: what happened to just wanting a chicken?
- Me: I thought we already agreed the chicken was a done deal and now getting a penguin was on the table?
- Him: ....
- I've wanted a penguin since I was little. All I need is a walk in freezer-kind-of-set-up for him to live, at least that's the way I see it. ~ J