Life, Man.....

Happy Feet?

  • Him: I talked to Jack today (the architect) about your request to have the garage converted into a penguin habitat. He was confused.
  • Me: so you're telling me there's a chance I can have my penguin?
  • Him: what happened to just wanting a chicken?
  • Me: I thought we already agreed the chicken was a done deal and now getting a penguin was on the table?
  • Him: ....
  • I've wanted a penguin since I was little. All I need is a walk in freezer-kind-of-set-up for him to live, at least that's the way I see it. ~ J
  1. sweetsonofabitch said: Google “Jack-Ass Penguins” - you may not need that freezer…
  2. makethecut posted this