You do what you gotta do...
- Older male client: I got my nose and ears waxed yesterday.
- A: Um, like to tops of them or inside?
- OMC: Oh, the insides. It's amazing! I keep sticking my fingers in my ears and nose because they are so smooth!
- A: ....
- OMC: Ya, the greatest part about it is that two girls did it at the same time. It took like 45 seconds. It was my geriatric version of a ménage à trois.
- A: ....